

Sarah's sucky life- Part 4Okay, so, I now have to ride the bus the work because my car got towed. Wonderin’ what happened? Well, it all started with Andy. Andy, Andy, Andy, oh, I am soooo gonna kill him. “Park over there!” he said. “It’s a handicapped spot,” I said. “But, I really have to pee!” “Um, it’s a ‘for customers only’ place.” “We’ll buy a chicken wing or something!” I turned to another spot. “PARK IN THE GODDANG HANDICAPPED SPOT!” I had to. He was scaring me. As soon as we got inside, he ran to the bathroom, which isnSarah's sucky life- Part 4


A conversation on Maple StorySharpDagger: hi i'm a noob NachoEata:???o.0A conversation on Maple Story
Po0p: me 2 NachoEata: Gahh! Attack of the noobs! *changes channels* Po0p: whered he go? SharpDagger: channel 7 lets go Po0p: kk NachoEata: What the heck???!!! SharpDagger:lol NachoEata: stupid noobs Po0p: do you wanna be my buddy? NachoEata: no Po0p: I wasn’t talking to you NachoEata: w/e Po0p: what does that mean?? SharpDagger: yeah, I’ll be you buddy. Sry I was afk Po0p:????? NachoEata:Hey, I’ll show you a place where you can get lots of money fighting monsters
If you follow me Po0p:


Sarah's sucky life- Part 3"Ew, dude, did you just fart?" Scott, my friend asked me. "No!!! And I'm not a dude!" I exclaimed. " Well it smells," he said with no infliction (where your sentences sound monotone) at the end of his sentence. "Go on," I said. "Oh, I'm done, dude." "Ugh." We are stuck in detention because we supposedly did something bad. Okay, so we wrote fake love notes and slipped them into other people’s lockers. I don’t even know how the teachers found out. But, it was funny.Sarah's sucky life- Part 3
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Sarah's sucky life-Part 2The next day at school, I met up with my friends at school. Andy asked me a really weird quesion. "Would you rather be a tiger with five eyes or a unicorn with three horns?" I stared at him blankly. He kept staring at me like he really wanted an answer.Sarah's sucky life-Part 2
"Um, a unicorn?" I finally answered. He seemed pretty happy about it. I found out he asked me because he's doing a survey for the school newspaper. Andy's weird.
The most embarrassing thing happened to me in Social Studies. I accidently fell asleep, and some wiseguy decided to tie my shoelac
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